Why take the high road... when you can take the psycho path? She’s sipping something strong, wearing her shades, and absolutely not rising above. This tee is for the unbothered, unhinged, and delightfully unfiltered. Retro glam meets chaotic good — and we love that for you.
Printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors for vintage vibes
Crisp black DTF transfer — bold and long-lasting
Unisex fit that’s comfy enough for any path you choose
Ethically made and printed in the USA
✨ Classy. Sassy. Slightly terrifying (in a hot way).
💬 Want a different color? Choose “Custom Color” and drop your preferred shade in the order notes at checkout!
