Polite in the pickup line. Savage in the kitchen. This retro-inspired tee serves up vintage housewife vibes with a 2025 energy: you're just a mom... trying not to raise a-holes. And you deserve a damn medal.
Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 tee
Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
DTF printed – sharp, vibrant, and built to outlast the tantrums
Unisex fit that works for chaotic days and couch recovery
Sassy. Soft. Parent-approved (kinda).
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