She tried gentle parenting… and snapped before breakfast. This bold, brutally honest tee is for the moms who wanted to raise emotionally intelligent angels but ended up yelling into throw pillows by 9 AM. With a cracked skull, moody florals, and just enough sarcasm, this one says what we’re all thinking — "I love my kids but also, please don’t talk to me."
Printed on soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors
Professionally applied DTF design — crisp, bold, and long-lasting
Unisex fit — roomy enough to cry-laugh in
Ethically sourced and printed in the USA
🌸 Cute. Cracked. Committed to bedtime by 7.
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